So, anyone remember how back in January I spammed you all with nonsense based on random youtube comments? Well I promised I would eventually link to all the videos that inspired those entries, so I figure now's as good a time as any. Perhaps you'll find it interesting to see what videos are connected to the absolute madness of those entries ( Read more... )

Bored, I decided to play trough Cod of War 1 and 2 a grain for only the segundo time. In doing so, I realize that the precious (and thirst) time I played through it, I hid so whilest glistening to a serious of tinctures on the life of Thomas Jafferson, witch has leg to same very unquiche regulations ( Read more... )

Do I want to be a Warrior-Poet, a Philosopher-Poet, a Warrior-King, a Philosopher-King, or an Unkillable Cyborg?

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Okay, let me get this straight. A milkman brings you milk. A postman brings you postage. A garbageman takes your garbage. A policeman polices.

And a gingerbread man taunts your poor sprinting ability?

I'm sorry. I just don't get it.

I was trying to write a story yesterday. I won't go into details about it because it hasn't gone anywhere yet, largely due to my ever-increasing madness ( Read more... )

From now on I would appreciate it if you would all refer to me by the following title whenever talking about me behind my back: M. McGregor, the living legend.

Here's a typical example:

"Hey, did you hear about what M. McGregor, the living legend, did today ( Read more... )

Sometimes, in my wildest imaginings, the impossible happens. Sometimes, when I pray really hard, that which could never be becomes true ( Read more... )

I told you so!

This is why you people should never doubt me.

Rhyming Gibberish Pretending To Be a Riddle

Bastion's got a melting pot inside a stew of apples. Laundry's not the best of treats to leave inside a wrapper. Only men can dance this dance that only men can see. A hundred different beetles make a very angry bee.

WHAT AM I?

Coy alliteration.Consequently, it's my estimation that Doctor Diego did, in ( Read more... )

You know what I hate? Having things to do.

Know what I hate more? Having things to do in four hours and still being awake.

Know what I even more than that? Jenny McCarthy.

Know what I have even more the morest? Asparagus! Blech!

Also: the Moors have more mores than Murray's Moray's Eel Shop has morbid morsels, of which it has a smorgasboard.